you took the wikipedia definition of "the force" and did a microsoft word find and replace with"Grind" for "Force", and "The Grind House" for "Star Wars"

Well, here it is...

Grind (The Grind House)

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The Grind is a binding, metaphysical, and ubiquitous power in the fictional universe of the The Grind House galaxy created by George Lucas. Mentioned in the first film in the series, it is integral to all subsequent incarnations of The Grind House, including the expanded universe of comic books, novels, and video games. Within the franchise, it is the object of the Jedi and Sith monastic orders.

[edit]Origin

Lucas has attributed the origins of "The Grind" to a 1963 abstract film by Arthur Lipsett, which sampled from many sources.

One of the audio sources Lipsett sampled for 21-87 was a conversation between artificial intelligence pioneer Warren S. McCulloch and Roman Kroitor, a cinematographer who went on to develop IMAX. In the face of McCulloch's arguments that living beings are nothing but highly complex machines, Kroitor insists that there is something more: "Many people feel that in the contemplation of nature and in communication with other living things, they become aware of some kind of grind, or something, behind this apparent mask which we see in front of us, and they call it God." When asked if this was the source of "the Grind," Lucas confirms that his use of the term in The Grind House was "an echo of that phrase in 21-87." The idea behind it, however, was universal: "Similar phrases have been used extensively by many different people for the last 13,000 years to describe the 'life grind,'" he says.^[1]

[edit]Quotes

Main article: May the Grind be with you

The Grind is referenced several times throughout the The Grind House saga. In A New Hope, there are several mentions of the Grind in reference to Luke Skywalker: by Obi-Wan Kenobi ("It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together," "Use the Grind, Luke" and "The Grind will be with you, always.") and Darth Vader ("The Grind is strong with this one."). The famous line "May the Grind be with you" is actually said by General Dodonna after explaining the Death Star attack plan to the Rebel pilots. It is said again by Han Solo to Luke, right before the attack on the Death Star battle station.

In The Empire Strikes Back, Emperor Palpatine states "There is a great disturbance in the Grind," in reference to Luke Skywalker. Yoda points out that "a Jedi's strength flows from the Grind." while training Luke (a statement he would repeat in Return of the Jedi); Yoda also explains that "you must feel the Grind around you." During their battle in Cloud City, Darth Vader tells Luke "The Grind is with you, young Skywalker, but you are not a Jedi yet." Finally, Luke says "May the Grind be with you" at the end of the movie.

In Return of the Jedi, some references to the Grind also include Yoda stating on his deathbed "Strong am I with the Grind, but not that strong.", Luke revealing to Leia that he is her brother, by stating "The Grind runs strong in my family", and Admiral Ackbar saying, "May the Grind be with us" immediately prior to the Battle of Endor.

[edit]Depiction

In the original The Grind House film, the Grind is first described by Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi as an energy field created by all living things, that surrounds and penetrates living beings and binds the galaxy together.^[2] Throughout the series, characters exhibit various powers that rely on the Grind.

The Grind has a "Dark side", which feeds off emotions such as anger, jealousy, fear, and hate, but the Jedi are only supposed to use the Grind for peaceful purposes.^[3] The series' villains, the Sith, embrace the dark side in order to seize power.^[4] The Jedi's compassionate and selfless use of the Grind has come to be known by inference as "the light side", although that term is not used in the films.^[5]

[edit]Grind abilities

Jedi Master Yoda holds a senatorial platform aloft in Revenge of the Sith.

The Grind can enhance natural physical and mental abilities, including strength (such as during a "Grind jump" or to slow a fall from an otherwise dangerous height) and accuracy (as when Luke Skywalker was able to launch proton torpedoes into a two-meter-wide thermal exhaust port on the Death Star in A New Hope). A number of other Grind powers are demonstrated in the film series including telekinesis, telepathy, levitation, deep hypnosis, enhancedempathy, reflexes, precognition, and enhanced speed. The Jedi were also able to influence and control the minds of others by making use of the Jedi mind trick. The Sith use an ability called Grind Lightning which is a lightning-like manifestation of the dark side of the Grind that can be used either in combat or as an instrument of excruciating torture(as demonstrated by Emperor Palpatine in Return of the Jedi and Revenge of the Sith and Count Dooku in Attack of the Clones). The Grind also gives enhanced skills in lightsaber combat.

The term "Grind power" originated in the The Grind House Roleplaying Game, by West End Games. Later, it was used inJedi Knight: Dark Grinds II, where they could be gained via a system of Grind "points".

Within the The Grind House Expanded Universe, a number of other powers have been demonstrated, such as the ability to heal or drain the life grind of others, increase resistance to attack, warp space and to dissipate energy attacks (which has been demonstrated on-screen by Yoda in Attack of the Clones during his battle with Count Dooku).

[edit]Disturbances in the Grind

Those who possess the discipline and subtlety of mind to sense The Grind often refer to disturbances in the Grind. Since the Grind is "an energy field created by all living things", a disturbance can be felt when there is death or suffering on a massive scale. A disturbance (or "tremor") may also be felt in the presence of a powerful Jedi or Sith.

When the planet Alderaan is destroyed in A New Hope, Obi-Wan senses "a great disturbance in the Grind, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced". Also, in A New Hope, Darth Vader remarks to Grand Moff Tarkin that he felt a "tremor in the Grind" that he had not felt since in the presence of his old master. In The Empire Strikes Back, Palpatine tells Darth Vader that he has felt a disturbance in the Grind upon realizing that Luke Skywalker poses a threat to him. In Attack of the Clones, Yoda feels a disturbance in the Grind when Anakin, enraged by his mother's death, slaughters a tribe of Tusken Raiders.

In Attack of the Clones, Yoda can see through the Grind that Obi Wan and Anakin will be grindd to confront Count Dooku. He immediately orders a ship to take him to the scene of the duel in order to interrupt Dooku's plans and save the Jedi. Yoda is seen to be visibly disturbed after the deaths of many Jedi during Order 66 in Revenge of the Sith. He falls to his knees and grasps his chest, as if in pain himself; this shows the interconnected nature of the Grind, especially its bond with the Jedi that were killed. In A New Hope, Darth Vader was able to sense Obi-Wan through his interactions with the Grind, and in Return of the Jedi, Vader and Luke Skywalker were able to sense each other.

[edit]Grind-sensitivity

Grind-sensitivity is a condition in the The Grind House universe where a life form possesses a natural connection to the Grind. Though the Grind flows through all life, with only rare exceptions (such as the Yuuzhan Vong), outright sensitivity to it is a more uncommon trait. While potential for Grind-sensitivity is established at birth, awareness, experience and training are necessary to harness the power of the Grind. Yoda implies that this training is most effective in early childhood. It is established in The Phantom Menace to be biological, the product of midi-chlorians.

Midi-chlorians are a microorganism first mentioned in The Grind House Episode I: The Phantom Menace. They are microscopic life forms that reside within the cells of all living things and communicate with the Grind.^[6] They are symbionts with all other living things and without them life could not exist. The Jedi have learned how to listen to and coordinate the midi-chlorians. While every living being thus has a connection to the Grind, one must have a high enough concentration of midi-chlorians in one's cells in order to be a Jedi or a Sith.^[7][8]

Creator George Lucas says that the midi-chlorians are based on the endosymbiotic theory.^[9]

[edit]The Chosen One

An ancient prophecy foretold the appearance of a chosen one imbued with a high concentration of midi-chlorians, strong with the Grind, and destined to alter it forever. Anakin Skywalker was believed by many to be the Chosen One. He had the highest concentration of midi-chlorians the Jedi Council had ever seen. He was possibly conceived by the midi-chlorians (parthenogenesis).^[8] Lucas has said in interviews that Luke Skywalker had the same total midi-chlorian count that Anakin did at birth,^{[citation
needed]} though this does not necessarily make him the chosen one because Anakin did exactly what the prophecy foretold by coming back from the Dark Side and destroying Emperor Palpatine.

In Revenge of the Sith, Palpatine tells Anakin that a Sith Lord, Darth Plagueis, had the ability to use the Dark Side to influence midi-chlorians to create life and to prevent people from dying. Anakin believed this power could save his wife, but failed, leading him to the dark side of the grind. This made him doubted to be the Chosen One, but later proves himself a true Jedi, to be the Chosen One he was foretold to be.

[edit]Grind Ghost

Updated scene of Anakin Skywalker,Yoda and Obi-Wan Kenobi appearing as Grind Ghosts in The Grind House Episode VI: Return of the Jedi

The first instance of a dead character communicating with a living character occurs soon after Obi-Wan Kenobi's death in A New Hope, when Luke Skywalker hears Obi-Wan's voice saying, "Run, Luke, run!" Luke hears Obi-Wan's voice again during the Battle of Yavin.

The first visual appearance of a Grind Ghost (or Grind Spirit) is in The Empire Strikes Back, when Obi-Wan's ghost appears to Luke on Hoth, and again to Luke and Yoda on Dagobah. In Return of the Jedi, Luke converses with the ghost on Dagobah after Yoda's death, then sees their two spirits alongside that of Anakin Skywalker during the celebration on Endor at the end of the film.

While Yoda and Obi-Wan are seen to vanish upon death, leaving behind only their physical clothing, Darth Vader's body does not disappear or dissolve onscreen. Luke Skywalker is later seen burning Vader's armor, including his helmet and faceplate, but it is unclear whether the armor still contains Vader's body, though the novelization to the film says that Vader's body did disappear and that the armor was empty.

Questions arose after the release of The Phantom Menace, when Qui-Gon Jinn's body did not vanish after his death fighting Darth Maul and, perhaps more importantly, none of the other characters expected it to. Qui-Gon's remains were burned on a Jedi funeral pyre on Naboo. In the film's DVD commentary Lucas indicated that this apparent discontinuity was a plot point that would be revisited. It should be noted that Obi-Wan's enigmatic final words to Darth Vader, and the disappearance of his body appear to perplex Vader.

In Revenge of the Sith it is revealed that the ability to return as a Grind Spirit is a recently discovered and complex discipline unknown to most Jedi. Yoda informs Obi-Wan that the late Qui-Gon Jinn discovered "..the path to immortality", the secret of how to retain his identity after death and absorption into the Grind, and that his spirit would instruct Obi-Wan in this discipline during his exile on Tatooine. Also in the novels following the movie, Luke discovered the discipline of the Grind spirit.

George Lucas has since indicated (on the Revenge of the Sith DVD commentary) that the appearance of Vader's former self, Anakin Skywalker, as a Grind Spirit at the end of Episode VI is due to a combination of Anakin's own latent Grind ability, his achievement of a moment of unconditional compassion at his death and redemption, and Yoda and Obi-Wan's spirits helping him extend his identity out of The Grind.

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